!Tuesday, July 25, 2006
And yes, that's our very own MsUniverse 2006.
And I remember reading the comic strip in the newspaper, if it's a Ms Universe contest, where are all the contestants from outer space?
But whatever. I think she's pretty, and she deserves it, cause she has really really pretty eyes. Just a tad too skinny though. It looks a bit freakish being skeletal and all.
And then she fainted. Which was really no surprise, because imagine wearing a dress made out of heavy metal chains and walking around in it for a few hours, I mean, even if you don't die of the heaviness of it all you would die of the cold. I can imagine, her being so skinny and all, freezing herself to death. Poor thing.
I don't think anyone had to suffer so much wearing a dress before since Mathilda Trump performed the insane feat of wearing a 50-pounder wedding dress. I mean, you might want to have the most unique dress on your wedding day, being incredibly out-of-this-world-ly rich and all, but don't need to go to that extent right?
I think there should be a bill against wearing unwearable dresses. Yes, which is the first law the PPP (People's Purple Party) will make if you vote us into Parliament. VOTE US AND WE WILL TAKE AWAY ALL THE SUFFERING AND PAIN WOMEN UNDERGO! (besides childbirth, cause there's nothing we can do about it other than Casearean)
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And yes, that's our very own MsUniverse 2006.
And I remember reading the comic strip in the newspaper, if it's a Ms Universe contest, where are all the contestants from outer space?
But whatever. I think she's pretty, and she deserves it, cause she has really really pretty eyes. Just a tad too skinny though. It looks a bit freakish being skeletal and all.
And then she fainted. Which was really no surprise, because imagine wearing a dress made out of heavy metal chains and walking around in it for a few hours, I mean, even if you don't die of the heaviness of it all you would die of the cold. I can imagine, her being so skinny and all, freezing herself to death. Poor thing.
I don't think anyone had to suffer so much wearing a dress before since Mathilda Trump performed the insane feat of wearing a 50-pounder wedding dress. I mean, you might want to have the most unique dress on your wedding day, being incredibly out-of-this-world-ly rich and all, but don't need to go to that extent right?
I think there should be a bill against wearing unwearable dresses. Yes, which is the first law the PPP (People's Purple Party) will make if you vote us into Parliament. VOTE US AND WE WILL TAKE AWAY ALL THE SUFFERING AND PAIN WOMEN UNDERGO! (besides childbirth, cause there's nothing we can do about it other than Casearean)